What happens when ‘Oh God’ and ‘Bless You’ combine?

Anyone who believes the urban myth that sneezing seven/eight/ten times will either trigger or feel like an orgasm, clearly hasn’t had hayfever. Or an orgasm.

Otherwise there’d be a lot of runny-eyed, sniffing people with relaxed smiles and high endorphin levels everywhere, especially in Boganville at the moment. And there aren’t. Trust me.

Published by JB

When I'm not writing I'm doing paid work in Communications or International Relations, being mum to two teenage boys, attempting to maintain a reasonable marriage, and constantly adjudicating the battle between my inner feminist and inner domestic goddess, goddammit.

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